Posted by duke28 on December 4, 2009
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Here’s a little humor:
You might be a “high tech redneck” if….
- your email address ends in “over.yonder.com”
- you’ve ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cell phone
- you’ve ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster for your beer
- you start all your emails with “Howdy, y’all”
- your spell-checker knows words like “Reckon”, “Yonder”, and “Y’all”
- your laptop has a sticker that says “Protected by Smith & Wesson”
Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. It’s perfect when it arrives, so use it wisely.Ken http://www.KountryKash.com
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Posted by duke28 on November 23, 2009
Here’s my fat buddy trying to help. At least he’s not on my lap, where he gets heavy after a while.
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Todays Horse Trivia:
The Horseshoe was used to protect newlyweds from the devils power. The devil envied the horses’ speed and asked St Dunstan to shoe his hooves too. However, he found the process so painful that in exchange for mercy the devil promised never to enter a place where a horseshoe is displayed. Today horseshoes still decorate the wedding cake and wedding cards.
The earliest recorded horse shoe is the Roman Hipposandal which was a metal sole tied to the hoof with leather thongs.
The tradesperson who made bits, stirrups and other pieces of metalwork for saddlery is caller a Loriner?
Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. It’s perfect when it arrives, so use it wisely.
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Posted by duke28 on November 15, 2009
Morning Snowfall is nice to look at, but it sure is cold. This was on Veterans Day. I was busy so I didn’t post anything but I’ll add one below.
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Here’s my late Veterans Day info:
World War I was officially concluded on the 11th hour of
the 11th Day of November, at 11 A.M. in 1918. On November
11th of the following year, President Woodrow Wilson
declared that day as “Armistice Day” in honor of the peace.
(The term armistice means “truce” or the end of wartime
hostilities.)
Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. It’s perfect when it arrives, so use it wisely.
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Posted by duke28 on September 25, 2008

She’s really growing fast now. I’ve been on her a few times with no problems. All I have to do is walk around the pasture or corral and I have a shadow. It’s a good feeling to know you have the trust of such a beautiful animal. I use some of the techniques in this book. http://www.urlfreeze.com/2kranches/horsetraining/
I think it’s time for a little humor. I haven’t shared a joke for a while.
A priest wanted to raise money for his church. When told that there was a fortune in horse racing, he decided to purchase a racehorse and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might just as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third! The next day the local paper carried this headline: PRIEST’S ASS SHOWS…
The priest was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The paper read: PRIEST’S ASS OUT IN FRONT…
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the priest not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST’S ASS…
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the priest to get rid of the donkey. The priest decided to give the donkey to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper headline the next day read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN…
The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun she couldn’t keep the donkey. She sold the donkey to a farmer for $10. Next day the headline read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10…
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains where it could run wild and free. Next day, the headline in the paper reads: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE…
The Bishop was buried the next day.
Adios. Ken
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Posted by duke28 on September 28, 2008
It’s a perfect day to go for a ride. The high for the day should be mid 80’s. As I know another bitter cold winter is coming, I’m going to go enjoy the new Fall colors. I know it won’t last long so I’ll enjoy the day with my baby. I’ll see if I can find some good photos to share.
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Found this one, and it’s true.
Even Cowboys Cry
By Cris Paravicini
“Twas the heart of the night when a cry stirred the dark, From the bundle held snug in her arms. And the young mother vowed to do what she could, To keep her young child from harm.
One hand stroked a pup as it moved to her side, He whimpered, then nuzzled her son. “You rascal,” she said, “better rest while you can, Lots to do ‘fore the morrow is done.”
Now, they’re four years old and always they play, Together, the folks pride and joy. With a mimicking whoop they lope ’round the yard, The stickhorse, the dog, and the boy.
And when the stickhorse stumbles and falls to the ground, To the end the young cowboy rides. Then lifting his eyes, he howls to the moon, ‘Cause at four the pain’s hard to hide.
At eight years old his white pony bucks; Once more he furrows the dirt. The dog licks his face while Mom dusts his hat, And a tear is wiped on his shirt.
A crimson sunset in the fifteenth year, Saw the cowboy, old dog, and a lass. She squeezed tight his hand; frail dog licked his cheek, One last time as life came to pass.
Anguished sobs could be heard over meadow and stream, Near the cow herd, the mountains, and pine. For the dog was his comrade, his partner, his pal, From their birth, everyday, till this time.
It’s a decade plus ten and the range seems to sing; Our cowboy is coming of age. Tears fill his eyes as kind lass takes his name, And their love writes the next history page.
Through thirty-and-some, the good years rolled by, Three babies and nature played fair. The cattle were fat and the streams ran bank-full, Happy tears and glad cheer filled the air.
When our cowboy’s fortieth birthday was near, Ill-fortune shadowed the land. The weight of bad luck tried to crumple the man; Tall and proud, it was so hard to stand.
And the faithful, gray horse that he rode across time, Broke his leg in mysterious way. And as cow prices fell in rhythm with tears, The drought took its toll on his hay.
Like the workteam he’d lost to a strange, equine flu, Tired family pulled more than its share. In his fiftieth year, his last parent died, Who promised this life would be fair?
They should’ve been called the glory years, As he entered his sixth decade, But, the government ruled “for-the-good-of-mankind,” And it took the existence he’d made.
When eighty-one winters had come and gone, For the lass who had dried every tear, She followed his dog and his horse to the stars, To abide with the ones he holds dear.
Now, in memory he dwells with his boyhood and pup, And his mate with the strawberry lock; And the promise God made many centuries ago, That once more, side by side, they’d all walk.
All the years washed with waters of sadness and joy, Strong currents of life, low and high. And mighty the man from whom teardrops fall, Yes, even the cowboy will cry.
Later. Ken
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Posted by duke28 on September 29, 2008
Didn’t get the pictures I wanted yesterday and I’m not going to show more of my baby or you’ll get tired of seeing her. I’ll see what I can find today.
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Found a good joke for you.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…
*Your cow insists on wearing a little A-1 sauce behind each ear as cologne.
*She refuses to let you milk her, saying “Not on the first date.”
*Your cow takes up painting and cuts off one of its ears.
*Your cow gets a silicon implant for her udder.
*Your cow appears on Oprah, claiming to be a horse trapped in a cow’s body.
*Your cow demands to be branded with the ‘Golden Archs Logo’.
*Your cow insists that all Hindus are sacred.
*Your cow insists evaporated milk comes from thirsty cows.
*Your cow quits the family dairy business and applies for a job at Burger King.
*She starts giving you Milk of Amnesia.
*Your cow joins the Hell’s Angels because, hey, it already has a cool leather jacket.
*Your cow starts smoking its grass rather than eating it.
*Your cow spends half the day sitting in the Lotus Position chanting “MOO” backwards.
*Your cow insists that it can give you chocolate milk if you started feeding it Hershey bars.
*Your cow asks you to brand it again but only if you’ll wear something sexy this time.
*Your cow purposely blinds itself with a dart and yells “Bullseye”!
*Your cow becomes a Muslim and asks to be called “LaCream Abdul Milkbar”.
*Your cow insists Milk Duds are the result of stupid cows.
*Your cow starts laughing hysterically until milk spurts out its nose.
*You find your cow hiding secret plans to burn down half of Chicago.
*Your cow keeps wanting to chew other cows cuds.
*Your cow believes it could really jump over the moon like in the nursery rhyme if it had a really good run at it.
Good day. Ken
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Posted by duke28 on September 30, 2008

As promised here is a little color. A little to far away for good shots, but you can see the Aspen are turning. When the Oak Brush starts to turn, the whole mountain is red. It only lasts a couple days, but I’ll try to get some shots to share.
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I found another good joke.
The Calf
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 5-year-old son standing pie-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event.
The man thought, “Great… he’s 5 and I’m gonna have to start explaining the birds and the bees. No need to jump the gun – I’ll just let him ask, and I’ll answer.”
When everything was over, Dad strolled over to his son and said, “Well Willie, do you have any questions?”
“Just one,” gasped the pie-eyed lad. “How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?”
Good day. Ken
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Posted by duke28 on October 2, 2008

Went to the mountain with my wife today, and found some beautiful views. It’s good for the soul to get away to such a peaceful place. The bare peak in the background is the west end of Horseshoe Mtn. in south central Utah. Just under 12000 ft. With beautiful weather, great horses, and these wonderful mountains, who could ask for more?
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A little inspiration for the day found while doing a little research.
Listen For My Bell
Just up the road from my home is a field, with two horses in it. From a distance, each looks like every other horse. But if you stop your car, or are walking by, you will notice something quite amazing…
One of the horses is blind. His owner has chosen not to have him put down, but has made a good home for him. This alone is amazing.
If nearby and listening, you will hear the sound of a bell. Looking around for the source of the sound, you will see that it comes from the smaller horse in the field. Attached to her halter is a small bell. It lets her blind friend know where she is, so he can follow her.
As you stand and watch these two friends, you’ll see how she is always checking on him, and that he will listen for her bell and then slowly walk to where she is, trusting that she will not lead him astray. When she returns to the shelter of the barn each evening, she stops occasionally and looks back, making sure her friend isn’t too far behind to hear the bell.
Like the owners of these two horses, God does not throw us away just because we are not perfect or because we have problems or challenges. He watches over us and even brings others into our lives to help us when we are in need.
Sometimes we are the blind horse being guided by the little ringing bell of those who God places in our lives. Other times we are the guide horse, helping others see.
Good friends are like this. You don’t always see them, but you know they are always there. Please listen for my bell and I’ll listen for yours.
REMEMBER: God loves you and so do I!
Have a great one. Ken
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Posted by duke28 on October 3, 2008

The serene beauty of this place helps lift the weight of the world off your shoulders. This is one of my very favorite places to get away. I shared it with my wife yesterday for the first time. Now I’ll share it with you. It’s really hard to get there, but well worth the trouble.
Joke for the day:
A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable.
Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.
The farmer said, “Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?”
The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said–”Well yeah, if that’s what they are–I never heard of circle flies.”
So the farmer says–”Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they’re called circle flies because they’re almost always found circling around the back end of a horse.”
The trooper says, “Oh,” and goes back to writing the ticket. Then after a minute he stops and says, “Hey…wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horses ass?”
The farmer says, “Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horses ass.”
The trooper says, “Well, that’s a good thing,” and goes back to writing the ticket.
After a long pause, the farmer says, “Hard to fool them flies though.”
Good day. Ken
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Posted by duke28 on October 3, 2008

Watching my horses contentedly munching their morning hay I wish life could be so easy. Do you think they care about earning enough to feed themselves or loved ones? The price of gas just went up again. The American Economy is going down the tubes. Wish I could help. The same is happening in Europe. How many soldiers will die in Pakistan, Afghanistan, or Iraq today? I hate to think of the slaughter in Africa. Mankind has gone crazy!
It’s getting harder and harder to find a decent paying job. Most of the people I know are now working a second job and still barely getting by. The price of food has gone wild. How do they make a mortgage or rent payment? The daily grind is barely paying for basic living and there is nothing left. When push comes to shove I’ll plant a giant garden, raise a beef or pig, buy more chickens, and dig a big root cellar. I’m glad the farm is paid for.
I need to fill up on gas today but I wonder what that will cost. I’ve seen the price change 2 or 3 times a day. I don’t know what they are doing with us. I see the suppliers deliver gas about once a week, so you know the stations pay the price on that day. Then they change the price on that same load of fuel several times. Is that right?
The economy should have everybody worried. What’s in store for the future? Now it’s anybodys guess. I’m glad the President and Congress are getting so involved. How about McCain and Obama. Think of the millions of dollars that are spent on their campaigns. If they are so concerned, why not contribute some of their big money.
I’m from a military background, but I still don’t know why the world insists on War. Man has been fighting for thousands of years and it will never stop, but it has evolved into a massive fearful monster.
Wonder what was in my morning coffee? Sitting and awaiting the sunrise gives you to much time to think. I’ll go do some work and think about the immediate tasks at hand. When that is finished just remember, tomorrow is another day.
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Good day. Ken
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Posted by duke28 on October 7, 2008

This is a view across the Sanpete Valley looking toward Mt. Nebo. As you can see, snow is coming to the high country. Just a few days ago we were enjoying the beautiful Fall colors, but now they are gone for the year. One thing I really hate at this time of year is the ____ flies. They are sluggish and cling to everything since the weather is cooling off. Since they irritated me so bad today, I wrote a few comments about them.
Power of the Housefly
Bzzz….Bzzz….Bzzz….
Swat!
Damn! Missed again.
Relaxing in the comfy old recliner for an afternoon snooze and just dozing off, entering the warm cozy realm of dreamland. Then that irritating buzz with a tickle on the forehead and then the nose. Shoo it away. This repeats 2 or 3 times until irritation sets in. Swat! Now fully awake because you nearly broke your nose trying to get the pesky critter. War is declared.
The common housefly is responsible for creating mayhem everywhere they appear. Though the pest only lives 25-30 days, he/she causes upheaval around the world. The varmint is also a carrier of many diseases. It tears at the heart to see the children in Africa on television, being swarmed by flies. Not so extreme, but this happens on every continent.
After being rudely awakened from the afternoon nap, of course you are mad. The first thing you see is your wife, maybe the kids, or even the household pet. Of course they are not responsible for the irritation, but you take it out on the first one you see. This starts an instant argument, which leads to reminders of past arguments, and it snowballs. All because of the fly.
While trimming the bordering hedge in the yard another one of the pests is on your arms, in the ears, the nose, eyes. Damn. There he is on your leg. To bad you forgot you were armed with pruning shears. Now the neighbor shows up to ask about the commotion. Too bad for him. The next argument is now in progress, and you are armed with pruning shears. All because of the fly.
Riding your favorite horse down the path along a quiet gently flowing stream, it’s hard to enjoy the serenity because your mount is stomping, dancing, and requiring all of your attention. Then suddenly it’s off through the bushes at breakneck speed. You have a runaway. All because of the fly.
Driving down I-15 on the way to work the traffic is congested as usual. Might as well make the most of it with some tunes and your morning coffee. Not to bad until the dark speck starts moving across the windshield. Then the Bzzz….Bzzz….Bzzz….. in your ear. Shoo. Oops, gotta stay in the lane. Now the critter lands on your beloved coffee cup. OK, that’s it. Swat! Crash!!All because of the fly.
At 30,000 ft. heading for a business meeting in Vegas, you wonder why the sudden bounce. Captain to co-pilot. I’ll get the SOB. Sure glad they invented auto-pilot. All because of the fly.
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Posted by duke28 on October 10, 2008

While taking some daily photos, my baby decided she finally liked my wife. It made me feel good, and her too. I don’t know why I still call her my baby as she is almost 4 years old, but she will always be my baby. My horses are enjoying the weather today as much as I am. We are supposed to get a cold storm with snow down in the valley tomorrow. I think they know that as well as I do, and they didn’t have to watch the forecast on the news. Nature is often more reliable than modern technology.
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Joke for today:
An oldie but goodie… especially now and may apply to certain vendors
too… I forgot just how good the ending is…
A Cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous
pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a
dust cloud towards him.
The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan
sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, ‘If
I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd,
Will you give me a calf?’
Bud looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully
grazing herd and calmly answers, ‘Sure, Why not?’
The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer,
connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA
page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an
exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA
satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.
The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and
exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg , Germany
Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image
has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL
database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his
Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response.
Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech,
miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and
says, ‘You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves.’
‘That’s right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves,’ says Bud.
He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused
as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.
Then the Bud says to the young man, ‘Hey, if I can tell you exactly
what your business is, will you give me back my calf?’
The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, ‘Okay, why
not?’
You’re a Congressman for the U.S. Government’, says Bud.
‘Wow! That’s correct,’ says the yuppie, ‘but how did you guess that?’
‘No guessing required.’ answered the cowboy. ‘You showed up here
even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I
already knew, to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how
much smarter than me you are; and you don’t know a thing about
cows…this is a herd of sheep. .
Now give me back my dog.
Later. Ken
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Posted by duke28 on October 13, 2008

Yes, his name is Roscoe. I had to share a picture of my rooster, after a news report I saw last night. There is a small business owner who had a pet rooster that stayed in his auto mechanic shop. The rooster shared his bed at night with a small kitten inside the garage. Never hurting anyone, and kind of a novelty, the rooster is no longer there. He was arrested. The newscast said an arrest warrant was issued and the bird was taken away. The rooster had to go, but how many snakes, mean dogs or other dangerous animals are still out there? I think the money spent to arrest a rooster could have been put to better use. There are a lot of hungry children in our country, and the homeless numbers are climbing. What’s wrong with this. This world becomes crazier every day.
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Later. Ken
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Posted by duke28 on October 18, 2008

Can you tell she’s restless. The old girl has to watch when I’m working with my filly. The two of them are really herd bound, but as long as she can see what is going on, everything is OK. I owe it to her as she has been a reliable family companion for over 30 years. If I could turn back time a little, I wouldn’t need another horse because she can do it all. At times she surprises me. There’s a lot of spirit and fire left in those old bones.
Found another good one to share.
Ghosts of the West by Joel T Bailey
Winds blow down dark canyons
With a scary, earie moan
If you’re out there at night
It seems like you’re not alone.
Its not just the timber wolf
With his lonesome lonely cry
There’s a sound on the wind
Like a spirit that refuses to die.
It’s the ghost of many men
Who came this way long ago
They crossed dry dusty plains
And mountains covered with snow.
They forded rivers and blazed trails
For those who followed behind
They were looking for something
That few would ever find.
Up in the high lonesome peaks
Are ghosts of mountain men
They lived and trapped way up there
Where few have ever been.
Sometimes when the winds just right
You can smell a fire of mesquite wood
Or hear ghostly sounds like distant drums
Where an Indian village once stood.
These are sounds of ghosts of the West
Men who came this way and then were gone
Their bones have now turned to dust
But their spirits will forever live on.
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Posted by duke28 on October 23, 2008
Here’s another photo of my baby. She’s not a baby anymore so I’ll tell you her name. Scar. There are several reasons for the name, but it fits. The training is going well as she is very intelligent and anxious to please. Since she trusts me so much I’ve been able to do almost anything with her. I’ve been moving slow in her training and it’s paying off. After reading and doing some research I found that a horse under 4 years old only has an attention span of 15 to 20 minutes. A lot like humans. After thinking about it, and closer observation of Scar, I’m a firm believer. I’ve worked with horses my whole life and this is the first time I had heard this. Just proves you’re never to old to learn something new.
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Have a Great day. Ken
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Posted by duke28 on October 27, 2008
Took a short break from my affiliate marketing, and had to spend some time with my girls. My wife Karina, Kitty, and Scar. They enjoy mowing the lawn and I don’t mind the help. The leaves will all be gone soon and the ground will be white. Have to enjoy the last few warm days.
This afternoon I’m on my way back to Europe for a short trip. While there I’ll see what I can find to share. I know I’m forgetting something as usual when going on a trip. Double checking my list I still have the feeling something is overlooked. I’ll find out when or if I need it.
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Found some fun to share.
Why, Why, Why
do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on ‘insufficient funds’ when they know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an ‘S’ in the word ‘Lisp’?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, ‘It’s all right?’ Well, it isn’t all right, so why don’t we say, ‘That hurt, you stupid ! Idiot?’
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that is falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
Why do you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And my FAVORITE……
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends — if they’re okay, then it’s you.
Good day. Ken
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Posted by duke28 on November 6, 2008
I had to share something from Germany while I’m here. I’ll post more later. This is the Nepomuk, on the bridge crossing the Altmuhl, at the south entrance to the small town of Ornbau where my wife and I live while in Germany. The best way to describe it is a Saint to protect travelers. There is a lot of interesting history behind it, but I don’t have the time or space to go in to details here. Throughout Europe you will find statues along the roads and on bridges. Since I’m interested in history, I find it all fascinating. You could spend a lifetime researching the many buildings and statues that you find while taking a short afternoon drive or a trip to the nearest market. If you like to walk in the forest, you’ll find shrines in many unexpected places. When you find one it will be very well maintained and very clean. I love the way the Germans take care of things that are important to them. I’m sure they will be around for a few more hundred years.
Since I’m traveling, and don’t have the time or real desire to go shopping there is a great way to prepare for the upcoming holidays. Everything you desire for the gift giving time of year can be found at SHOP.COM. The internet is the very best way to avoid the crowds and the hassle of driving to the stores. Anything you can imagine or possibly dream of is right in front of you. While saving lots of money in this busy time of year by shopping here, you can get even better deals with coupons http://www.shop.com/ccn_offers.shtml. Shall we sweeten the shopping experience a little more with free shipping? http://www.shop.com/3377-offers.shtml .
Everybody wants some new electronic toys, so enter the sweepstakes while shopping to put a new TV, iPod, or GPS system under your tree this Christmas. http://www.shop.com/sweepstakes-a.shtml .
Check out my website to find the address of the person you’re shopping for. It’s also a chance for you to start your own profitable home business. www.urlfreeze.com/2kranches/People-Quest1
Later. Ken
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Posted by duke28 on November 12, 2008
This is one of the old towers on the southwest corner of the old city wall. Most of this was built a few hundred years before America became a country. It’s fun to get out and enjoy the history of the place where I see something new no matter how many times I explore. It all really makes you realize how far man has progressed.
While here I’ve been working with a new addition to my home business. In just a few days I’ve had unexpected results. This is really hot, so I have to share it. www.urlfreeze.com/2kranches/BizMultiplier
I’m heading back to the states in a few days and have a lot of work to do in a very short time.
Good day. Ken
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Posted by duke28 on November 20, 2008
Do you think she’s glad to see me, or just wants something to eat? I’m back in Utah again, and it’s time to do some work before winter really sets in.
After spending a few weeks in Germany I saw first hand how the economy is falling apart everywhere. If you are lucky enough to have a job, and need to supplement your income, or if you need one, here’s a chance to put a little money in your pocket. The way things are looking it’s a good idea to jump at everything you have a chance at. I’ve been working this program for a few weeks with surprisingly good results. It’s not going to make you instantly rich as others promise, and will require time and self discipline on your part, but will pay off in the long run. Guess what. You don’t have to buy this job.
http://www.freewebs.com/duke28h/index.html
Later. Ken
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Posted by duke28 on November 27, 2008
This was the close of a fine lazy day of feasting, snacking, and napping. I didn’t accomplish much of anything except a full stomach. I caught this shot while feeding my horses their evening meal. I gave them an extra treat since I overate today. They didn’t seem to mind much.
I did manage to get off of the couch long enough to send messages to family and friends. There are a few times a year when you should at least check in. If you lost track of someone you want to just say Hi to, here’s a great place to find them. http://People-Quest.org
Here’s one for you from countrywhispers.
What I’m Thankful For
The mess to clean up after a party because it means I have been surrounded by friends.
The taxes I pay because it means that I’m employed.
The clothes that fit a little too snug because it means I have enough to eat.
My shadow who watches me work because it means I am out in the sunshine.
The spot I find at the far end of the parking lot because it means I am capable of walking.
All the complaining I hear about our government because it means we have freedom of speech.
That lady behind me in church who sings off key because it means that I can hear.
The piles of laundry and ironing because it means my loved ones are nearby.
The lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning, and gutters that need fixing because it means I have a home.
My huge heating bill because it means that I am warm.
Weariness and aching muscles at the end of the day because it means that I have been productive.
The alarm that goes off in the early morning hours because it means that I am alive.
I am thankful for you because it means that I am loved.
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Posted by duke28 on December 5, 2008
Just had to share a quick shot with you. This is a very cold sunset, as it gets dark almost as soon as the sun goes down and then the temperature quickly plunges to the teens.
I don’t have a whole lot today, but had to pass this on. As I’m always on the lookout for new opportunities, I found a goody. This will knock your socks off. I know you’re curious so check it out.
http://www.arbitrageconspiracy.com/vegasreport.php?ref=50fb88d8
Have a great one. Ken
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Posted by duke28 on March 18, 2009
Been gone to long, but now I’m back to share some more experiences with everybody.
Spring is only 2 days away, but weather is unpredictable in the West. Here is a photo of one of our last storms. Supposed to have another over the weekend. You gotta love it.
I haven’t been doing to much internet work lately. Tired of getting ripped off after a lot of work. I still have my old standby. Get paid for putting a sticker on your car to advertise. Can’t get much easier than that. http://www.moreinfo247.com/10077558/EE.
I’ll just share an old cowboy quote before I go.
Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you’ll enjoy it a second time.
Good day. Ken
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Posted by duke28 on March 22, 2009
This is the cabin that my mother was born in. It no longer sets on the old homestead because the oil and gas companies have taken over large parts of western Colorado. Even though it was moved I’m glad I got to see it. Across the creek from here I walked through a small grove of trees where my grandfather died. He was clearing some land when a large tree fell on him. This left my grandmother to raise 6 children alone. I know them all and enjoy hearing about the times when you lived off the land. There was no Wal Mart or McDonalds. Most people now wouldn’t make it.
If you would like to look in to the past, here is a way to find lost relatives and friends. If you decide to join, you get your own Web Site and Search Engine. It makes a profitable home business. www.urlfreeze.com/2kranches/People-Quest1
Happy Searching. Ken
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Posted by duke28 on March 26, 2009
Are we having fun yet? I think Mother Nature is playing with us. I wonder if this screwy weather is directly related to the state of our economy. One day is OK, then we get slammed again. It’s always a surprise when you look out the door early in the morning.
Everybody that spends a little time on the internet has seen GDI. If you want to check it out, or a relook, go here. www.urlfreeze.com/2kranches/GDI This business has been around for a long time, and doing well. This is a great opportunity to earn a good income.
I have to share a joke with you. I don’t mean to offend anybody and I’m not trying to make fun of our govt. officials. I’m a horse person, not a people person. I hope you get a chuckle like I did.
| Kentucky Bartender |
| A man walked into a bar in Louisville, Kentucky and ordered a drink. While he was sitting at the bar watching T.V., one of Hillary’s political ads came on. After it went off, he stood up and announced to everyone, “Hillary is a horse’s ass!”
The bartender reached under the bar and brought out an oak club about 18 inches long and hit the man square across the head, knocking him off his stool and onto the floor.
After a minute or two, the man got up, straightened himself up and said to the bartender, “I’m sorry. I didn’t know this was Hillary country.”
“It’s not!” replied the bartender. “This is horse country”.
Have a Great day. Ken |
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Posted by duke28 on April 1, 2009
Mother Nature showed her sense of humor today. This is a photo taken yesterday of the sleeping maiden as it was called in Indian legend. Today known as Mt. Nebo. It was a beautiful day, but today we woke to another cold, dark and snowy one. In my own crazy way I enjoyed it too. Just remember you’re only as old as you feel, and life is what you make of it.
Here’s a new twist on paid to read mail. I joined recently even after reading some bad reviews. So far I’m happy with it, have had good support, and no problems at all. www.urlfreeze.com/2kranches/cashmail
I have to share a joke with you that my oldest daughter sent to me from Iraq. She is in the military, but will be home soon.
Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a
little chat. He said, “Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding
night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your
mother, and said, ‘Here, try these on’ She did and said, ‘These are
too big I can’t wear them.’ I replied, ‘Exactly I wear the pants in
this family and I always will.’ Ever since that night we have never had
any problems.”
Hmmm,” said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On
his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, “Here, try
these on.” She tried them on and said, “These are too large. They don’t
fit me.” Mike said, “Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I
always will. I don’t want you to ever forget that.”
Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said,
Here, you try on mine.” He did and said, “I can’t get into your
pants.”
Karen said, “Exactly. And if you don’t change your smart-aleck
attitude, you never will.”
And they lived happily ever after.
Good Day. Ken
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Posted by duke28 on April 8, 2009
Here’s a shot of a few daily visitors. About 100 head make it in to visit unless the weather is bad. I enjoy watching them and they come ever closer as they are very curious animals. The best is when my cat stalks them. It’s really funny to see them nose to nose, and I’m to slow with the camera. One day I’ll get it.
I bet a lot of you are members of SFI or GDI. Here’s a great way to help build your downline. www.urlfreeze.com/2kranches/SFI_Buzz
While I’m in the business mood, here’s one I know you’ll like. www.urlfreeze.com/2kranches/wordpressincome
Found this short clip while browsing.
“We must always look to the future. Tomorrow–the time that gives a man just one more chance–is one of the many things that I feel are wonderful in life. So’s a good horse under you. Or the only campfire for miles around. Or a quiet night and a nice soft hunk of ground to sleep on. A mother meeting her first-born. The sound of a kid calling you dad for the first time. There’s a lot of things great about life. But I think tomorrow is the most important thing. Comes in to us at midnight very clean. It’s perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we’ve learned something from yesterday.”
John Wayne
Good day. Ken
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Posted by duke28 on April 16, 2009
This is the morning after. Is this a good sign or a bad? I’m a bit of an optimist, so I’ll say the old is buried, even if it is with snow. I’m pretty tired of winter, but I still think it’s beautiful.
Since it’s cold outside, it’s internet playday. Here’s a tip for you to check out. I like it.
www.urlfreeze.com/2kranches/cashmail
A little humor to close.
A Repentant Husband apologized to wife, “Honey, I got mad at you a lot, but you a Goddess of Calm, never returned my verbal blows.
How do you control your rage towards me?”
Wife replied, “I start cleaning the toilet when you get mad. It helps me soothe down.”
Overwhelmed husband asked, “Perhaps flowing cold water, Is it?”
Wife replied, “No, cleaning the toilet with your toothbrush.”
Good day. Ken
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Posted by duke28 on April 22, 2009


Here’s a shot of the kitten that we rescued last Fall. He was abandoned by his mother so we bottle fed him to health. As you can see he has no tail and long hind legs, therefore we suspect he is Manx. It’s a lot of fun to watch him hunt in the fields. His favorite is gophers. I play with him, but usually not for long. He gets a little rough.
How many of you work Paid to Read emails? I do some, and the last one I signed up for pays more than the measely few cents. It’s been working really well so far. Feels good to see dollars rather that cents earned. It can’t hurt to check it out. See what you think. www.urlfreeze.com/2kranches/ptr-bus
Here’s another good link to check out. Chance to earn some cash, and a great place to get some good advertising for your sites. www.urlfreeze.com/2kranches/vinefire
Cowboy quote of the day:
* Don’t worry about bitin’ off more ‘n you can chew; your mouth is
probably a whole lot bigger’n you think.
Good day. Ken
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Posted by duke28 on April 28, 2009
With the nice weather I tried to do too much, and only finished half of what I wanted. As you can see, I ran out of daylight. I can do a little internet play now, and maybe relax a little. As I always tell everybody, “Tomorrow is a new day.”
I came across this business opportunity 3 days ago, and it’s been running like wildfire. As I said before, I’m now only promoting things with little or no cost. This is Free. Remember, we don’t have to buy a job. www.urlfreeze.com/2kranches/allsolnet
A little trivia for today.
Black Jack – Probably the best known horse named Black Jack was a black gelding of unknown breeding that served in the United States military as a caparisoned (riderless) horse for formal occasions such as funerals. Born in 1947, Black Jack was used in the funeral procession for President John F. Kennedy after he was assassinated in 1963. He also took part in the funerals of Presidents Herbert Hoover and Lyndon Johnson, as well as Five-Star General Douglas MacArthur and countless other funerals at Arlington National Ceremony. In addition, Black Jack has the distinction of being the last horse issued to the United States military and is the last horse to carry the “U S” brand. Black Jack lived to be 29 years old and after he was cremated his ashes were interred at Summerall Field in Ft. Myer, Virginia. His grave has a lovely headstone and is surrounded by an attractive hedge.
Good day. Ken
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Posted by duke28 on May 18, 2009
No matter what your occupation, whether you be a busy rancher/farmer like myself, or must stay inside all day, just take a quick look at all the signs of Spring that we usually ignore. It’s often hard to take the time to look around but you can’t miss the pleasant aroma. If you are an allergy sufferer like me, try to ignore it just for a moment and look at what nature has given us to enjoy.
I’m still promoting an easy opportunity that is doing quite well for me. It’s ideal for this time of year because it’s so low maintenance. It takes very little time, which I don’t seem to have much of lately.www.urlfreeze.com/2kranches/kountrykash/
I found another promising one that I’m studying right now. I’ll share it with you when I’m finished checking it out. I promise I’ll be back soon. I was away for to long.
Later. Ken
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Posted by duke28 on May 26, 2009
My young lady wants to say hello. I can’t really call her a baby anymore, but she always will be to me.
Just wanted to share the new Home Business I told you about earlier. I’m pretty excited about it. Everthing is working good so far. www.urlfreeze.com/2kranches/MOIS/ Check out my site in the program while you’re at it. moneymakpro.com/ Everything is spelled out step by step and explained well. A lot of info I already know, but this is really good.
I have to get up early, so it’s bedtime.
Later. Ken
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Posted by duke28 on June 3, 2009
After working outside in the heat all day, I’m exhausted. I love my farm, but at this time of year it wears you out. I shouldn’t complain since I’m my own boss. It’s like my Work at Home Business where I work how and when I want. The two are really alike since you get out what you put into it. I’m really happy with my last program. It’s got to be my best so far. Just remember to stay focused and commit yourself to reap the rewards. I make time no matter how tired I am at days end. It becomes part of the daily routine. moneymakpro.com/
Since I’m working in fields where the mosquitoes are so bad you don’t dare breath through your mouth, I have to share a joke.
Bug Spray
A salesman was traveling through the countryside, selling insect repellent. He came to a farmhouse and tried his pitch on the farmer. “Sir, my bug spray is so good you will never be bitten again, I guarantee it.”
The farmer was dubious. “Young man, I’ll make you a proposition. I’ll tie you out in my cornfield buck naked, covered with that bug spray. If there is not a single bite on you come morning, I’ll buy a whole case from you.”
The salesman was delighted. They went to the field and he stripped. The farmer sprayed him thoroughly with the bug spray and tied him to a stake. Back to the house went the farmer. The next morning, the farmer and his family trooped out to the corn field. Sure enough,the salesman was there, hanging in his bonds, not a single bite on him. Yet he was a total wreck! Pale, ghastly, haggard, and drawn, but not one bite on him.
The farmer was perplexed. “Son,” he said, “Now, you don’t have a bite on you but you look like hell! What the devil happened?”
The salesman looked up through bloodshot eyes and croaked, “For crying out loud, Mister, doesn’t that calf have a Mother!!!”
Inscription on John Wayne’s headstone:
“Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It’s perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we’ve learnt something from yesterday.”
Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. It’s perfect when it arrives, so use it wisely.
Ken http://www.moneymakpro.com/
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Posted by duke28 on June 9, 2009
I know there are many of you out there that want a real work at home business. Many of us need to supplement our income, or desire to have our own business. This progam is the answer to both. I’ve personally been using it for almost a month and couldn’t be happier. Everything is explained step by step so anyone can understand it. A lot of the information you may be familiar with and even if you are it’s a good review. The program is easy to maintain and you can start earning within minutes. As you progress, the possibility for more earnings increase. www.urlfreeze.com/2kranches/MOIS/
This is part of my desire for further income. With the state of our current economy, horses are not a cheap hobby.
Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. It’s perfect when it arrives, so use it wisely.
Ken[url]http://www.moneymakpro.com/[/url]
Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. It’s perfect when it arrives, so use it wisely.
Ken moneymakpro.com/
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Posted by duke28 on June 18, 2009
It’s not often here that you wish the rain would stop as it’s normally so dry. I have work to do on the farm, which I can’t, and it’s miserable caring for my animals. They appreciate it though so it’s worth it.
Good day to do some inside work, since I have no excuse to put it off. Did a little promotion for my home business. www.urlfreeze.com/2kranches/kountrykash/
Now it’s time to do some repairs that are always needed when you live in an old house. A little painting, small leak in the roof, always some carpentry work. The only problem is that I find more once I get started. A new house is nice but I still prefer the old money pit.
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?”
The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. It’s perfect when it arrives, so use it wisely.
Ken[url]http://www.moneymakpro.com/[/url]
Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. It’s perfect when it arrives, so use it wisely.
Ken moneymakpro.com/
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Posted by duke28 on June 26, 2009
It happens to us all once in a while.
Got up on the wrong side of bed. Foul mood. / Broke everything I touched. / Had a flat tire. / Thunderstorms ruined my farming plans. / Home Business stood still. / Nothing on TV. / Going to bed and hope nothing goes wrong there.
“A horse cannot gain weight if not fed with extra fodder during the night; a man cannot become wealthy without earnings apart from his regular salaries.”
-Chinese Proverb
Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. It’s perfect when it arrives, so use it wisely.
Ken[url]http://www.moneymakpro.com/[/url]
Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. It’s perfect when it arrives, so use it wisely.
Ken moneymakpro.com/
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Posted by duke28 on July 8, 2009
The cactus really looks good right now. I quess our earlier rain paid off. I enjoy the cactus, but you have to remember, pretty but hands off.
Hope everybody will excuse my absense. I’ve been doing the dreaded physical labor thing. My latest adventure has been doing quite well in the home business arena. Really easy to set up, and super support when you need it. http://vur.me/2205/EFB
Be back soon.
Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. It’s perfect when it arrives, so use it wisely.
Ken[
Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. It’s perfect when it arrives, so use it wisely.
Ken http://vur.me/2205/MMP
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Posted by duke28 on July 21, 2009
Just a little more high mountain desert scenery.
The reason for the title is the rediculous salaries our professional athletes are paid. I’m a sports fan but not fanatic so I do follow what’s going on. All you have to do is watch the news and you’ll see the new contract deals for the players. These people are professionals and should be paid, but come on, give me a break. They make more in a year than the GNP for some small countries. Something is wrong with this picture. Our country is going through some tough times right now, but we can afford to pay this unimaginable amount for watching sports. I don’t get it. Think about how many teams we have in this country, and how many players are on each team. The amount of money is mind boggling. Yet our government has to bail out big corporations. And don’t forget we’ll all soon be driving Fiat’s or Subaru’s.
I’ll continue with my Home Business the best I can. I won’t make the millions each year for playing ball, but I’ll do OK. So can you with a little effort. http://vur.me/2205/EFBsplash
Tommorow. The Most Important thing in life. Perfect on arrival, so use it wisely.
Ken
Tomorrow. The Most Important thing in life. Perfect on arrival, so use it wisely.
Ken http://vur.me/2205/MMP
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Posted by duke28 on July 31, 2009
The grand river doesn’t look very big from here, because it’s really not far from it’s origin. You can definately see how it got it’s name from the color after a rainstorm. I just returned from a very relaxing and rewarding trip to the land of my roots.
While away I didn’t spend much time with my Home Business because I was enjoying the old friendly sights, and internet connection wasn’t all that reliable. My best performer did well on it’s own. http://vur.me/2205/KK
Here are a few cowboy quotes to make you smile.
- Don’t let your yearnings get ahead of your earnings.
- Never miss a good chance to shut up.
- Don’t dig for water under the outhouse.
- Never take down another man’s fence.
- Never drive black cattle in the dark.
- The only good reason to ride a bull is to meet a nurse.
- Make apologies not excuses.
- Water and truth are freshest at their source.
- Don’t go in if you don’t know the way out.
- Brace your backbone and forget your wishbone.
- If you climb in the saddle, be ready for the ride.
- Behind every successful rancher is a wife who works in town.
- The horse stopped with a jerk– and the jerk fell off!
- Any cowboy can carry a tune. The trouble comes when he tries to unload it.
Tomorrow. The Most Important thing in life. Perfect on arrival, so use it wisely.
Ken
Tomorrow. The Most Important thing in life. Perfect on arrival, so use it wisely.
Ken www.urlfreeze.com/2kranches/MMP/
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Posted by duke28 on October 25, 2009
A desert sunset that I enjoyed.
Has anybody out there been without a computer for an extended period of time? It’s hard. Feels like a part of you is missing. Now it’s time to catch up on the things I missed. It’s amazing how much everything changes month to month. We live in a fast paced world. I really noticed it more since I’ve been out of touch for a few months. I’m sure I’ll catch up again, as we all do.
Just wanted to check in before I really get back into my business mode again. I’ll find some new stuff soon.
Later. Ken
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Posted by duke28 on November 2, 2009
I never thought I would have a rat as a pet, but now I was adopted by this one. She’s small enough that I can hold her in one hand. I was really surprised to find how loyal and a good friend that she turned out to be. She has even tried to chase the cattle when I’m out working. The most annoying thing was the yipping and whining, but I got her to stop and now she growls or a deep bark. Really turned out to be a great companion. I get a lot of laughs since she is so small and I stand 6′2″. I’m sure it does look pretty funny when I walk around with her.
I’ve gone back to my old strategy with my home business. Cheap or Free. I did the same old thing again, spending more than I was making. Now I’ll stick with my reliable payers. My best is http://vur.me/2205/kk
How about some humor.
To My Loving Wife
A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. Because both had jobs, they had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules. It was decided that the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday, and his wife would follow him the next day. Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel. There he decided to open his laptop and send his wife an e-mail back in Minneapolis. However, he accidentally left off one letter in her address, and sent the e-mail without realizing his error.
In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband’s funeral. He was a minister of many years who had been ‘called home to glory’ following a heart attack. The widow checked her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. Upon reading the first message, she fainted and fell to the floor. The widow’s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
From: Your Departed Husband
Subject: I’ve Arrived!
I’ve just arrived and have checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
(P.S. Sure is hot down here!)
Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. It’s perfect when it arrives, so use it wisely.Ken http://vur.me/2205/kk
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Posted by duke28 on November 7, 2009
Looking at some old pictures I came across this one. I lived in this house when I was about 10 years old. On top of a mesa way out of town there was a lot of space to explore and ride my horse. Lots of memories. Now the cattle go in and out.
I don’t have a lot today, but wanted to share this great new site that has free viral advertising for life. It just started this week and is growing rapidly. I’m already getting good results. www.urlfreeze.com/2kranches/kk/
Quote for today: My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
- Benjamin Disraeli
Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. It’s perfect when it
arrives, so use it wisely.
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